Hey, General! Did you miss your favorite ovine reporter?  Today, I bring you an exclusive interview with the hottest hero to join the Alliance—literally. We'll meet with Kratoa, the Molten Fury.
Let's see what he has to say!

Sheepy: “Let’s start with the burning question—why did you join the Alliance?”

Kratoa: “Grymbeard’s machines wake Kratoa. BOOM! CLANK! Kratoa ANGRY! Want smash Grymbeard. Alliance smash too. Kratoa join Alliance.”

Sheepy: “Where do you come from, and what was your life like before all this?”

Kratoa: “Darksteel Mountains home. Sleep deep in lava. Quiet. Hot. Years and years. Kratoa wake. Time to smash. Take back home. Nap again… hotter!”

Sheepy: “But, uh, what exactly are you? We’ve got some curious readers!”

Kratoa: “Kratoa lava. Ancient. Strong. Always burn. No explain. Just smash!"

Sheepy: “Alright, alright—no need to boil over! So, once Grymbeard is defeated, what’s next for you?”

Kratoa: "Fight with Alliance. For while. Then back home. Back to nap."

Sheepy: “I think that’s enough heat for today! Any last words for our readers?”

Kratoa: “Kratoa no talk much. Stay out of way... or Kratoa roast!”

There you have it, folks! Kratoa’s not one for long speeches, but you’ve got to admit he’s one molten force of nature you don’t want to mess with. Good thing his rage is on our side ... most of the time!

Until next time, stay cool—or stay out of Kratoa’s path!
Sheepy out!

 

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