Hear, my loyal subjects! On this grand occasion, I, Vez'nan, extend my dominion to the Epic Game Store to forge my Vengeance!!!
I entrust you once again with the command of my formidable army and heroes. Your mission? To lead them to an inevitable triumph, and let's be clear, failure to do so would be… well, let's just say you wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
So, with that cheerful note, rush to the Epic Game Store, and I mean right now, and join the Dark Army’s forces. It is time to conquer a new gaming frontier together!
The day approaches when all realms shall bow before our might… and I shall take the credit for the whole thing, naturally!
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